siberia
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Andrew!
- Czar Paul I banished andrew to Siberia for marching out of step.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than andrew.
- In his entire life, andrew will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting andrew.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on andrew.
- Lightning strikes andrew over seven times every hour.
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of andrew, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear andrew had to pay a special andrew tax!
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained andrew!
- More people are killed by andrew each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
i LOVE the first one. haha. if only the damn army had banished me to siberia for marching out of step. then i wouldn't have had to serve the rest of my ns... i could have spent the time shagging some hot russian tennis players. lol.

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