escapades part two.

[17:39] Pants. Duriel's mother.: this man
[17:39] Pants. Duriel's mother.: forgets his anniversary
[17:39] Pants. Duriel's mother.: so his wife tells him
[17:39] Pants. Duriel's mother.: and she's fucking pissed
[17:39] Pants. Duriel's mother.: so she says
[17:39] Pants. Duriel's mother.: tomorrow you better get me an anniversary gift
[17:40] Pants. Duriel's mother.: it better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in seconds
[17:40] Pants. Duriel's mother.: and it better be in the driveway tomorrow morning!
[17:40] Pants. Duriel's mother.: in the morning
[17:40] Pants. Duriel's mother.: she finds a weighing scale