the aftermath

here's something i took off fiz's blog...

"Let's see. I just have to start with the Drew "molesting" story. Apparently somebody inappropriately nibbled a couple of the girls' ears. I shall not go into detail. It's too explicit."

thanks dude for not sharing the details.

hehh.

i've got a feeling i'm never going to hear the end of it.

lol.

owell.

T110 rocks.

having said that...

it's time for me to go back to sleep.

i am fucking tired... my stomach feels weird...

my bed beckons.

Cause you're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything, everything
You're all I want you're all I need
You're everything, everything.
You're all I want you're all I need
You're everything, everything
You're all I want you're all I need, you're everything, everything.

no, andrew is not getting emo.

haha.

the guys (me, hafiz, azhar) had a relax-one-corner-sing-song-session last night.

and this song stuck in my head.

everything by lifehouse.

ok i'm getting out of here.

so long and goodnight.

ok greg... late but it's up. the saga ends.

SINGAPOREAN PAIR HAVE TEA WITH MAN UNITED TEAM, HENRY SPEAKS

MANCHESTER - After what has been a trying few days in trouble with the authorities, Singaporean duo, G. Loo and A. Chu, have had tea with the Manchester United team to mark the end of a roller coaster week with a tea session at Old Trafford with their heroes. The pair, on holiday to watch their heroes play at Old Trafford, assaulted Arsenal's main star Thierry Henry with trouts after the striker had insulted them and the United squad in a pub in London. "We're sorry we hurt Henry so badly, but at the time we were absolutely furious," said Loo. His friend agreed. "He was saying some really nasty things. While we acknoweledge that we might have gone overboard with our vengeance, he shouldn't have said such things in the first place. I suppose Henry did manage to think about it, credit to him for being man enough to drop the charges." Sir Alex Ferguson was all smiles, praising the fighting spirit of the two, but warned them to temper themselves in the future. "It's great to know such passionate fans are still around nowadays. However, I don't think anyone's going to be so lucky in the future, so no one should go out tempting fate. Credit to Henry- the lad's big enough to know he was in the wrong and who played the better game at Cardiff," said the United manager.

REACTIONS FROM HIGHBURY, HENRY SPEAKS

Over in London, Arsene Wenger voiced his disappointment at Henry dropping his charges, and stated that the club would now need to look into disciplinary action against their skipper. "We live in a civilised society," said a rather downcast Wenger. "No one should go around beating people with trout, and this only encourages more hooligans in the sport. I'm rather disappointed with Thierry’s decision to back down, and since it looks like he's in the wrong, I'm afraid we'll need to look into disciplining him," he remarked rather reluctantly. Players from the North London outfit were rather surprised that their skipper could drop the charges when the case was so much in his favour. "He didn't hurt anyone, just bruised their egos. Typical United ruffians resorting to violence," said Jose Antonio Reyes. "And I am not a whiner!" he added, with regards to comments made by Cristiano Ronaldo. "I'm surprised Thierry would let this go so easily," said stand-in skipper Sol Campbell. "He has a strong case against those 2 blokes, but I suppose he has his reasons. It's a massive blow that he'll be gone longer, but it's good to know he's back on his feet."

Henry, however, begged to differ with his colleagues' opinions when he allowed the first interview the be conducted in his hospital room. "I was in the wrong. My mates and I had a couple of drinks, not something I usually do, and I lost the plot a little. I can't remember exactly what I said, but it can't have been nice, especially with regards to the FA Cup final. I don't care what the gaffer says, we were really poor that day, but luck was strangely on our side. I apologize to Heinze and Smith if I insulted them in any way in my drunken stupor," said Henry from his bed. When questioned further, Henry revealed that he decided to drop the charges on hearing who was defending his assailants. "I might have taken them on in court, but when I heard that their lawyer was that Singh fella, I almost crapped my pants. I've heard stories of that man," Henry said, with a slight tremble of respect and fear in his voice. "He apparently took on a solid lawsuit against his client, turned the whole table around and got the plaintiff to withdraw his case! Lawyers are a scarey bunch, but I don't think they come any more killer than him!"

Mr Davinder Singh had already flown back to Singapore and could not be reached for comment.

(Loo, 2005)

ok... i promise. greg and i are done with this... it's trout is cooked and we're sticking a fork in it... for now. =D

ok greg it's all yours after this

LATEST: THIERRY HENRY DROPS CHARGES

LONDON – In a dramatic twist to the case, Arsenal striker Thierry Henry has asked for all charges against his assailants to be dropped. However, he declined to comment further.

Sir Alex Ferguson, when told about this decision, praised Henry for his professionalism and integrity. In contrast to this, a representative from Arsenal said that Wenger was extremely disappointed with Henry’s decision.

Sir Alex wished the two Singaporeans well and said he hoped to be able to meet them before they returned to Singapore.

the madness continues...

RED DEVILS UNITED BEHIND HENRY ASSAULT DUO

MANCHESTER - Following the charges against the pair of Singaporeans who assaulted Arsenal star Thierry Henry, who allegedly provoked them into action, the players of Manchester United have voiced their strong displeasure with regards to charges against them.

The pair, G. Loo and A. Chu, both 21, allegedly assaulted the Frenchman outside a London pub with trouts, beating the star striker senseless in order to defend the honour of the club. Reports say that Henry was gloating about Arsenal's penalty shoot-out victory over United in the FA Cup final in May, and hurled abuse at the club and players at the pair, who are both Manchester United fans.

"It's ludicrous! No one human associated with Manchester United could possibly not react those kind of comments. The only Arsenal player who can dare say anything about that game should be Jens Lehmann. The rest of them should just shut their traps," fumed Roy Keane.

Wayne Rooney agreed. "The cheek of Henry to say such things when they were just trying to kick us off the pitch while we played real football. If not for Jens Lehmann, that trophy wouldn't be at bloody Highbury. I feel sorry for the lads. Any true United fan would simply not be able to stand for such nonsense."

"I bet the only reason why they're being charged is because it's a bloody Arsenal player. Otherwise it's just like any other punch up in the pub districts of London. I should know," said Londoner Rio Ferdinand. "It's just a concussion. Sure, not a nice thing to do to somebody, especially considering they used trouts. But it's a routine thing in a pub."

Gabriel Heinze and Alan Smith, who were both insulted by Henry as the pair were wearing replica jerseys of them, both promised Henry an unforgettable encounter the next time the sides clash. "I may be injured, but I can assure you that Mr Henry will have a rather... memorable encounter once we meet again when I'm fit," said the tough-tackling Heinze, who has be sidelined for most of the season from a cruciate knee ligament injury. "A pansy. Pfft. He should take a look at his own squad before he dares call anyone else a pansy."

Alan Smith did not mince his words. "He's lucky he's out for a long time. By then Roy Keane should be back, but if I'm playing on the same pitch as him, he'll wish he never opened his mouth. Bloody hell, Arsenal are the ones always complaining about roughhouse tactics. When we lost at Goodison last term, did we complain? I don't think so. I wish those 2 all the best in their trial. Won't be very fair if they go to jail over that bunch."

Paul Scholes declined to comment on Henry's remarks, but wished the pair all the best.

(Loo, 2005)

Ok this will end soon, we promise. Just let two bored Manchester United fans have their fun... LOL...

when reality and fantasy begins to blur

SINGAPOREAN DUO FORMALLY CHARGED FOR HENRY ASSAULT

MANCHESTER – The Singaporean duo involved in the assault on Arsenal striker Thierry Henry have been formally charged by the police.

In a statement, the police said that investigations have been completed and that the evidence was compelling enough to warrant formal charges.

The duo have been named as G. Loo and A. Chu, both 21. Upon hearing about the charges, they reportedly expressed their disappointment at the decision. Their passports have been impounded by the Home Office, however their movements have not been restricted.

In an unprecedented move, Manchester United have offered the services of their legal team to the Singaporean duo. The legal team will meet with the accused men and their lawyer tomorrow to review the case.

(Chu, 2005)

of trouts and strikers...

HENRY ASSAULT DUO CLAIM INNOCENCE

MANCHESTER - The Singaporean duo allegedly involved in the assault on Arsenal striker Thierry Henry are claiming innocence, saying that the Highbury star had provoked them into action.

In a statement released by their lawyer Davinder Singh, the pair said "We're only human. The stuff he was saying was unbelievable. We believed at that time that we had to defend the honour of the club when Henry said Manchester United was the poorer side in the FA Cup final. We all know who played the better game and deserved to win it that day in Cardiff."

In statements released by the police, it is believed the Arsenal skipper, usually a model professional, was a bit tipsy from his drinking session and started insulting the pair for wearing Manchester United replica kits. Witnesses in the pub claim that the French international had gone overboard by bashing the players whose names were printed on the replica jersey, calling Alan Smith a "washed up striker" and Gabriel Heinze a "wild animal who should be caged". He also branded them a "bunch of pansies."

The pair left the bar without saying a word, but the bartender claims both were as "livid as Sir Alex Ferguson on a really bad match day".

WENGER CONDEMNS MILITANT UNITED FANS

When approached for comment, Arsene Wenger was defensive of his star striker, claiming there was no way a model professional like Thierry Henry could have drunken himself into such a state. "Thierry eats, sleeps and breathes football. He does not like to indulge in excesses, and I find it hard to believe he could have drunk so much," claims Wenger. He then went on criticizing the 2 assailants and Manchester United for encouraging a "militant and hooligan culture which has no place in the beautiful game." "United should be ashamed that they have such militant fans. We won that game fair and square. In the end, the better team at penalties won. I hope this puts the matter to bed," the Highbury boss said rather agitatedly.

Back at Old Trafford, Sir Alex Ferguson was defensive of the 2 attackers. "They're young lads. Young ones tend to react to injustice pretty strongly, just look at Wayne's red card against Villareal. While such behaviour should not be tolerated by society, it makes the game of football so much more interesting. And I'm pretty glad they stood up for the club and the players. Alan Smith and Gabriel Heinze offered to send them autographed jerseys! It was a shame we couldn't win at Cardiff, but like they say in football, the ball is round. Arsenal were very lucky that day, but we'll not worry about it and show our own class on the pitch," Sir Alex said rather graciously.

General opinion around the Old Trafford outfit on hearing the comments made by Henry pretty much swayed their sympathies towards the pair. "Reyes was whining that he got kicked off the pitch here at Old Trafford; what about me at Cardiff? We were playing some smashing football," said Cristiano Ronaldo. "Their only form player was Lehmann, and while Reyes did get a red, I believe it didn't reflect the roughness of the Arsenal players." Alan Smith just snarled when asked for comment.

(Loo, 2005. Edited by Chu.)

drew continues what greg started

POLICE DETAIN HENRY ASSAULT SUSPECTS

MANCHESTER - Officers from the Greater Manchester Police detained two Singaporean men in a series of predawn raids in Manchester. The two men were suspected to have assaulted the Arsenal striker Thierry Henry.

Items seized from their hotel rooms include two large trouts found stuffed into the minibar fridge and two bloodstained Manchester United home kits bearing the names Smith and Heinze.

Police representatives have not named the two suspects. This paper understands that investigations are taking place, and until formal charges are put in place, the two men are merely assisting in investigations.

REACTIONS

Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal manager called this a "triumph of justice" and said that he was hoping for a speedy resolution, calling the two men "enemies of football".

In contrast, Sir Alex Ferguson, in a press conference after today's game against Liverpool, called the arrests "premature and unfounded". He refused to comment further.

In a hastily arranged press conference, Mr Wong Kan Seng, Singapore's Minister of Home Affairs stated that the country would also provide legal aid to the two men. Davinder Singh has been briefed by the MHA and is expected to be in Manchester within the next few days to meet the two Singaporeans.

(Chu, 2005)

the latest news from highbury

HENRY OUT FOR A FURTHER 2 WEEKS

LONDON - Arsenal star striker Thierry Henry has been further sidelined for 2 weeks after he was assaulted outside a London pub by a pair of mystery assailants. After having a drink with his mates, the Arsenal frontman was confronted by a pair of Asian men believed to be in their early 20s. The two men, believed to be Chinese, then attacked the French international, reportedly, with large trouts, beating him on the head until he was unconscious. Once their victim was senseless, the duo fled the scene, with eyewitnesses claiming singing "Glory glory Man United."

At Highbury, manager Arsene Wenger condemned the assault on his star player as "heinous and barbaric", saying that a player of Henry's stature did not deserve to be attacked in such a "savage and primal fashion." "It is ridiculous," said the French manager of the North London outfit, "that anyone can attack you with, of all things, fish. It is an insult, and I would not be surprised if Manchester United did not act to curb such violent fans." Arsenal medical staff have looked over Henry and confirmed that last season's Golden Boot winner would be out for a further 2 weeks on top of his 6 weeks for a groin injury, citing severe concussion and memory loss as the reason for the added rest for Henry.

On the other side, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was surprisingly indifferent and calm towards the implications that fans of the club had committed such an act. "Well, that's life," the usually fiery Scot was quoted as saying in a calm tone. "It's a crazy world. You can even get a red card for applauding the referee when you get yourself booked for a soft tackle, so I'm not surprised that rival strikers are getting smacked on the head by fish-wielding fans. Anything goes nowadays." United's chairman was a little more sympathetic to his rival's situation, by promising that the club will try to identify the hooligans responsible. Player reactions around Old Trafford were mixed as well. Fellow Frenchmen Louis Saha and Mikael Silvestre wished their compatriot a speedy recovery, whilst United captain Roy Keane just snorted in derision. Wayne Rooney reportedly fell off his chair laughing when he heard the news.

(Loo, 2005)

truth or dare

you can't get any crazier than this when it comes to truth or dare...

to my neighbours

dear neighbour,

tell the fucking contractors to start their fucking work later, not early in the fucking morning. yes, you bought a new house, yes, you have to make it look nice, but you do not have to fucking wake me up early in the morning during my fucking holidays.

fuck you.

all hail the queen

prodigy.

an unusually gifted or intelligent person.



nana has solved both puzzles on my blog.

she is prodigious.

;)

(by the way, she forced me to post this. haha.)

flashbacks

lady hear me tonight
cuz my feeling is just so right
as we dance by the moonlight
can't you see you're my daylight
lady i just feel like
i won't get you out of my mind
i feel love for the first time
and i know that it is true
i can tell by the look in your eyes

disclaimer

the allegation:

"it's only for T110 chaps and ladies who are very brave because we're playing TRUTH OR DARE and andrew has come up with many questions that reveal your secrets and dares that are plain sexual."

my response:

NO, NANA, I HAVE NOT.

;)

turned it in

my masterpiece heh.

NOW my holiday starts.

hope that botak APPRECIATES the damn effort. and not treat it like monkey crap. like he did for my paragraph essay. B+ to F. i still wanna pull out his hair for that.

;)